I CAN'T USE THE WORDS I WANT TO USE TO DESCRIBE I CAN'T
BUT LET MII SAY THIS TO EVERY SINGLE SOB REPUBLICAN LEADER THAT HAS A DICK
PLEASE KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS UNLESS SHE IS YOUR WIFE
EVEN IF YOU GO TO PLAY GOLF AND THE GUYS WANT TO GET IN THE SAUNA
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF DICK CHENEY IS NOT SURE WHO HE WANTS TO SHOOT THE PIGEON OR THE MAN
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO GO AND YOU ARE IN THE BUSHES GET A BOTTLE
AND KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF SHE IS A FRIEND OF A FRIEND KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF LINDSAY LOHAN IS BEGGING YOU TO SLEEP WITH HER
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
even if she is the supermodel with a size 34DD bra size and a 22 inch waist
keep it in your pants
even if she a descendant of Cleopatra
please keep it in your pants
and then maybe
just maybe
our party can reclaim it's dignity
and get the american peole to trust us
i am 2 seconds away from voting for a democrat because of all this indiscretion
mercy u make mii want to scream
so yes
to Newt, Rove, Bush, idiotic mark sanford, clueless Ensign, dear Ted and all u other nonsensical men that try and represent our party
keep it
in your
freaking pants
i really need to study now
a pissed off kafo
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Dear Republican Party
Dear Republican Party,
I was born a republican, because of scum bags like this i used to love my party but it seems that you are all full of shit. FOR REAL.
Today I turned on the TV and of course once again the party that I love decided that it would be a cool idea to hate against the Hispanics. For real people, do you really think that you will continue to be a majority party if you isolate the biggest and fastest growing minority.
We need to focus on things that matter, like this crazy dude who has 20 kids, we need to focus on small government and the national debt and fiscal responsibility. But instead we are calling civil rights groups KKK look alikes and Hispanic judges racist. I wish that it was just that nonsensical Rush but now we have Newt and Tancredo talking crap.
Okay let me try and make sense. watch the video below idiots and then sit down get a couple of cigars and strategize a way to reform and reclaim our party without calling other people names.
ticked off and trying not to scream
Kafoed
I was born a republican, because of scum bags like this i used to love my party but it seems that you are all full of shit. FOR REAL.
Today I turned on the TV and of course once again the party that I love decided that it would be a cool idea to hate against the Hispanics. For real people, do you really think that you will continue to be a majority party if you isolate the biggest and fastest growing minority.
We need to focus on things that matter, like this crazy dude who has 20 kids, we need to focus on small government and the national debt and fiscal responsibility. But instead we are calling civil rights groups KKK look alikes and Hispanic judges racist. I wish that it was just that nonsensical Rush but now we have Newt and Tancredo talking crap.
Okay let me try and make sense. watch the video below idiots and then sit down get a couple of cigars and strategize a way to reform and reclaim our party without calling other people names.
ticked off and trying not to scream
Kafoed
Monday, May 25, 2009
Dear Colin Powell
Dear Colin,
How long has it been, one could say that the last couple of years have set us on divergent paths but we still always have those first years to look back on. When Rush and Dick started mud slinging I wasn't sure how you would respond. I didn't know if you were going to ignore their jabs or if you would take their bait. I have to admit that I was hoping for the former but your recent comments of yesterday dashed my hopes.
Colin, why do you have to take bait. You do not have to defend your stance, your record serves as vindication enough. You don't need to tell us what we already know and explain the problems that we are well acquainted with.
I'm not sure if you breaking the silence helps your case or the party.
I don't know
I hope this memorial day is going well with you
Kafoed
How long has it been, one could say that the last couple of years have set us on divergent paths but we still always have those first years to look back on. When Rush and Dick started mud slinging I wasn't sure how you would respond. I didn't know if you were going to ignore their jabs or if you would take their bait. I have to admit that I was hoping for the former but your recent comments of yesterday dashed my hopes.
Colin, why do you have to take bait. You do not have to defend your stance, your record serves as vindication enough. You don't need to tell us what we already know and explain the problems that we are well acquainted with.
I'm not sure if you breaking the silence helps your case or the party.
I don't know
I hope this memorial day is going well with you
Kafoed
I normally don't write letters or telegrams or send post it notes to foreign head of states but the latest actions of Ahmadinejad and Yang have mii rethinking this agreement I made with the various nations.
In order to keep my head on my neck and to avoid contributing to the brewing hostilities between the nations I have held my peace
but now.....
Mahmoud is talking about not blocing facebook
and
Kim testing a nuclear missile
hmmm
i wonder oooo
In order to keep my head on my neck and to avoid contributing to the brewing hostilities between the nations I have held my peace
but now.....
Mahmoud is talking about not blocing facebook
and
Kim testing a nuclear missile
hmmm
i wonder oooo
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Dear Nancy Pelosi,
Dear Nancy,
I have no idea what is going on, i must admit that the actions of the last couple of weeks has baffled me. All i will say is this
clean up your junk so that you don't screw up my midterm elections
if i lose seats in the house because of this nonsense i will hold you responsible
Kafo
I have no idea what is going on, i must admit that the actions of the last couple of weeks has baffled me. All i will say is this
clean up your junk so that you don't screw up my midterm elections
if i lose seats in the house because of this nonsense i will hold you responsible
Kafo
Dear Rush Limbaugh
Dear Rush,
Who elected you?
Who nominated you?
Who choose you?
Who made you the head of our party?
seriously, you are saying that you are resigning from being the head of the republican party who made you the freaking leader
what are you smoking and how can i get some to sell to pay down my credit card debt
for real
you are not and have never been the head of the republican party so please get off your behind
and shut up
i am not going to go on
but then again maybe you resigning from your fictious leadership position will shut you up.
so please resign from your dream job.
Kafoed
Who elected you?
Who nominated you?
Who choose you?
Who made you the head of our party?
seriously, you are saying that you are resigning from being the head of the republican party who made you the freaking leader
what are you smoking and how can i get some to sell to pay down my credit card debt
for real
you are not and have never been the head of the republican party so please get off your behind
and shut up
i am not going to go on
but then again maybe you resigning from your fictious leadership position will shut you up.
so please resign from your dream job.
Kafoed
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Dear Prez,
I do not appreciate your handling of the New York photoshoot flyover crisis. I understand that you have been fooled into thinking that you are a celebrity but that doesn't help your situation. These are serious times that deserve serious people and so think before you hire people so that you won't have to have to accept their resignations.
I really need you to tell Rahm to give mii a call we have some issues that need to be ironed out before the floor vote next week.
Kafo
I really need you to tell Rahm to give mii a call we have some issues that need to be ironed out before the floor vote next week.
Kafo
Monday, May 11, 2009
Dear Mike,
I use your nickname from our days at so as to appeal to your saner side. I previously sent a telegram in which I basically told you that this will be the last of our communication but your actions have one again caused me grief and so I HAVE to speak out and try and give you some advice you so desperately need.
WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING,
I understand that your cousin's brother's sister's niece's baby's daddy works for the Colombian Drug Cartel but that doesn't mean that you have to smoke the junk they are selling. You seem to have forgotten what you job is so let mii remind you. Your job is to unite the party and to play party elder to the local political squabbles between it's members. It is not your job to pick fights or play favorites or to air our dirty laundry.
Honestly
It is not your job to air our dirty laundry. I thought you understood this so imagine my surprise when Mitt calls me this morning to rage about your latest attack against him. I had just calmed down the Religious Right on the comments you made last month about abortion and now you are trying to cast doubt at our possible frontrunner for the 2012 presidential elections.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
so please stop smoking junk and talking out the side of your mouth.
don't talk, don't say anything to anyone, even your wife, until you have gotten control of your mind.
Kafoed
WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING,
I understand that your cousin's brother's sister's niece's baby's daddy works for the Colombian Drug Cartel but that doesn't mean that you have to smoke the junk they are selling. You seem to have forgotten what you job is so let mii remind you. Your job is to unite the party and to play party elder to the local political squabbles between it's members. It is not your job to pick fights or play favorites or to air our dirty laundry.
Honestly
It is not your job to air our dirty laundry. I thought you understood this so imagine my surprise when Mitt calls me this morning to rage about your latest attack against him. I had just calmed down the Religious Right on the comments you made last month about abortion and now you are trying to cast doubt at our possible frontrunner for the 2012 presidential elections.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
so please stop smoking junk and talking out the side of your mouth.
don't talk, don't say anything to anyone, even your wife, until you have gotten control of your mind.
Kafoed
Dear Dick,
I have repeatedly asked you to refrain from talking in public places but for some reason you have chosen to ignore my request. The wise book of the good book says that even a fool is thought to be wise when they shut up and it is for this reason that i advised you to keep quiet so that your reputation might be salvaged.
What do you think it says about you to say you choose Rush Limbaugh over Colin Powell? I refuse to engage in the fallout to your words and its effect on our party
You insist to resist my advise and so I must take a harsher course of action in order to get thru to you. You know of what and who I speak, he will be contacting you in the next couple of minutes and don't try to hit the ignore button or he will make the 19 hour trip and will be there in person.
Kafo
What do you think it says about you to say you choose Rush Limbaugh over Colin Powell? I refuse to engage in the fallout to your words and its effect on our party
You insist to resist my advise and so I must take a harsher course of action in order to get thru to you. You know of what and who I speak, he will be contacting you in the next couple of minutes and don't try to hit the ignore button or he will make the 19 hour trip and will be there in person.
Kafo
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
To All Those It Involves
Dear Arlen,
I applaud your actions and your decisions, I am very sure that move was not an easy decision and you will have to prove to your constituents that you did not betray them but I really am encouraged by your ability to think outside the box and go on principle and not on party politics.
Dear Micheal Steele,
I try and avoid any correspondence with you because your IQ is so far down on the totem pole that you are a disgrace to my former party. After over close to thirty years of serving in the Senate you think that you can gain a few points by besmirching the character of Senator Specter. Please grow a brain or pray for one, this is a time to shut up not to throw a few stones at a departing collegue what is it about the republican party that you have to make it seem like a personal affront. I don't call the Dems publicily eviserating Liebermann.
Dear Obama,
Not a bad ending to your 100 days, don't dwell too much on this Specter thing i need you to focus on fixing the terror CIA mess. Stop this terror nonsense thing oooh. You are now putting everyone record at jeopardy including those who are in the front lines fighting
Dear Feinstein,
Watch what you say and recall, do not say what you recall cuz it might come back to bit you
Dear Cheney
Shut up or go hunting either way i dont care
Dear GW Bush
Thank you for keeping a low profile, you remind mii of the man i voted for 8 years ago, I know you did what you thought was the best for your country and will not spend time trying to derail another president just for kicks. Thank you
Dear O. Snowe,
You are one of two moderate Republicans left are you going to desert my former party also.
Kafo
I applaud your actions and your decisions, I am very sure that move was not an easy decision and you will have to prove to your constituents that you did not betray them but I really am encouraged by your ability to think outside the box and go on principle and not on party politics.
Dear Micheal Steele,
I try and avoid any correspondence with you because your IQ is so far down on the totem pole that you are a disgrace to my former party. After over close to thirty years of serving in the Senate you think that you can gain a few points by besmirching the character of Senator Specter. Please grow a brain or pray for one, this is a time to shut up not to throw a few stones at a departing collegue what is it about the republican party that you have to make it seem like a personal affront. I don't call the Dems publicily eviserating Liebermann.
Dear Obama,
Not a bad ending to your 100 days, don't dwell too much on this Specter thing i need you to focus on fixing the terror CIA mess. Stop this terror nonsense thing oooh. You are now putting everyone record at jeopardy including those who are in the front lines fighting
Dear Feinstein,
Watch what you say and recall, do not say what you recall cuz it might come back to bit you
Dear Cheney
Shut up or go hunting either way i dont care
Dear GW Bush
Thank you for keeping a low profile, you remind mii of the man i voted for 8 years ago, I know you did what you thought was the best for your country and will not spend time trying to derail another president just for kicks. Thank you
Dear O. Snowe,
You are one of two moderate Republicans left are you going to desert my former party also.
Kafo
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Dear Ron Paul
Stop smoking pot, i didn't like you when you tried to garner our party's nomination and I still can't stand your whiny comments now.
SUCCESSION IS AMERICAN
are you freaking kidding mii???
So if when Bush and his cronies decided to go war with Iraq and New York or Cali decided to secede from the Union would you have stilled called it american?
I understand that y'all must fight for as lil' limelight as you can get but STILL saying that succession is american because of how the us was created is as credible as saying that modern day slavery in the US is american because slaves built the White House.
disgustingly contemplating the 43 cents it will cost to post this note
kafo
SUCCESSION IS AMERICAN
are you freaking kidding mii???
So if when Bush and his cronies decided to go war with Iraq and New York or Cali decided to secede from the Union would you have stilled called it american?
I understand that y'all must fight for as lil' limelight as you can get but STILL saying that succession is american because of how the us was created is as credible as saying that modern day slavery in the US is american because slaves built the White House.
disgustingly contemplating the 43 cents it will cost to post this note
kafo
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Dear John McCain
I know you are trying to stay on top of the game and in front of the pack, i know the news of the war brewing within your own party has not made your life easy and your daughter's inability to shut up must cause you grief. I know and you know that tomorrow Simcox is annoucing his bid to take your senate seat and i am very sure that you are trying your hardest to keep relevant.
Your support of illegal immigration, or should i say your support for amnesty has made your life pretty hard but do you really think that you will endear yourself to centrists and republicans be asking the Prez to apologize for a study done by Homeland Security.
I know you and Napolitano didn't really get along in the past but i really don't know if turing veterans against your commander in chief is the way to go. I know what the report said and so did you so why are you trying so hard to make a mountain out of a molehill
My advice:
Pace yourself
Choose your battles wisely
and at least for the next two months
SHUT UP
always loyally yours
Kafo
Your support of illegal immigration, or should i say your support for amnesty has made your life pretty hard but do you really think that you will endear yourself to centrists and republicans be asking the Prez to apologize for a study done by Homeland Security.
I know you and Napolitano didn't really get along in the past but i really don't know if turing veterans against your commander in chief is the way to go. I know what the report said and so did you so why are you trying so hard to make a mountain out of a molehill
My advice:
Pace yourself
Choose your battles wisely
and at least for the next two months
SHUT UP
always loyally yours
Kafo
Monday, April 20, 2009
Dear Republican Congressmen/women, governors, senators and party leaders
I tried to avoid writing this letter, I tried to have hope but reality forces me to break my silence.
I am trying to find a way to say this as nice as possible but I don't think that will be possible because it will prove ineffective. I really have tried to be patient with you but it seems like each day you stoop to new lows as you try and salvage what is left of MY party.
Yes, that is right, this party does not belong to you, it belongs to the people but over the last 20 years you have decided to make it about you and your egos and your daddy issues and have in the process KILLED MY PARTY.
Yes, you killed my party, first of all you invited the special interests will their billions and sold our votes to the highest bidder. Then to deal with all the personal sins in your life and to try and appease God (because of your greed), you allowed the religious NUTS to come in and condemn the rest of the world. Do you really think that we did not realize that while you were all mad at the Blowjob Prez you were all quietly getting divorced and increasing your personal wealth, and then to add insult to injury you decided to go a lil' lower beneath the belt and use the fear card. OH MY WORD, i never thought i would see the day that the party which gave us Abe would cower and use fear to enslave their citizens and steal their rights.
Now i have to admit that you didn't do it on your own, we gave you the power by acting like dumb sheep who had no problem being led to the slaughter by you ambitious, greedy people. You are still playing the fear card but now you are lacing it with deciet and trying to rewrite history. This new tea bag junk that you have going on, this whole Palinaztion of the republican party and the reemergence of Newt to the national stage would almost be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.
I guess what gets mii the most is that i used to be a member, a follower of your ideals and beliefs but now that i see your real motives, i'm retiring. Normally i would offer advice on how to fix this mess and draw on all my years of experience but the demise of the republican party does not worry or concern me anymore.
so please continue to let limbaugh, palin, mcCain's daughter and newt define the party. please continue to have your pansy network FOX air partisan news, continue to listen and admire that texan bastard cheney talk junk. please continue to go to capitol hill and do nothing.
please continue in your stupidity
regretfully no longer yours
kafo
I am trying to find a way to say this as nice as possible but I don't think that will be possible because it will prove ineffective. I really have tried to be patient with you but it seems like each day you stoop to new lows as you try and salvage what is left of MY party.
Yes, that is right, this party does not belong to you, it belongs to the people but over the last 20 years you have decided to make it about you and your egos and your daddy issues and have in the process KILLED MY PARTY.
Yes, you killed my party, first of all you invited the special interests will their billions and sold our votes to the highest bidder. Then to deal with all the personal sins in your life and to try and appease God (because of your greed), you allowed the religious NUTS to come in and condemn the rest of the world. Do you really think that we did not realize that while you were all mad at the Blowjob Prez you were all quietly getting divorced and increasing your personal wealth, and then to add insult to injury you decided to go a lil' lower beneath the belt and use the fear card. OH MY WORD, i never thought i would see the day that the party which gave us Abe would cower and use fear to enslave their citizens and steal their rights.
Now i have to admit that you didn't do it on your own, we gave you the power by acting like dumb sheep who had no problem being led to the slaughter by you ambitious, greedy people. You are still playing the fear card but now you are lacing it with deciet and trying to rewrite history. This new tea bag junk that you have going on, this whole Palinaztion of the republican party and the reemergence of Newt to the national stage would almost be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.
I guess what gets mii the most is that i used to be a member, a follower of your ideals and beliefs but now that i see your real motives, i'm retiring. Normally i would offer advice on how to fix this mess and draw on all my years of experience but the demise of the republican party does not worry or concern me anymore.
so please continue to let limbaugh, palin, mcCain's daughter and newt define the party. please continue to have your pansy network FOX air partisan news, continue to listen and admire that texan bastard cheney talk junk. please continue to go to capitol hill and do nothing.
please continue in your stupidity
regretfully no longer yours
kafo
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