teddy is died

oh my word

Empty Threats

Your words are all empty,
empty threats,
empty words,
useless.

When neighbors slaughtered each other
You called it deplorable acts of genocide
When grown UN peacekeeping troops raped 10 year old girls
You called it sad and unfortunate
When a government sanctioned the systematically killing of a tribe
You called it monstrous and evil
When dictators covered their crimes in mass graves
You claimed plausible deniability
When philosophers turned scientists claimed one race to be inferior to another

You called it a theory, published books and built museums

When children feasted on dirt cakes in order to stay alive
You called it sad, unfortunate and spent 6 billion on your pets
So why would today be any different
When Burma sentenced Kyi to 18 more months of house arrest
Britain's Brown called it monstrous
France's Sarkozy said it was brutal and unjust
UN's Ban Ki-moon says the verdict is deplorable
and of course
the US drops words like contempt and unreasonable

Your words are all empty,
empty threats,
empty words,
useless.


how have the mighty fallen
fallen into the midst of the sea
how have the mighty fallen
reduced to words of mediocrity.

Dear Tim G.

What are you smoking
Why are u cursing people out

Watch it
You are cool
You are calm
You are suppose to be collected oooooooooooooooooo


so yeah
no more cursing

Dear Congressman Sestak of Penny.

Congressman Sestak

I think i am falling in love with you, I must admit that i have a long history with Arlen but what you are saying about not using your past Clinton affiliations to curry favor is laudable. I like the way you look and the fact that you are not trying to ride into the senate on another person name or credit.


so yeah thanks for putting the P back in Politics

see you in Pittsburgh next week


Kafo

Dear Bill Clinton

Normally i am wary about seeing you in the limelight once again, your last foray was not so successful, the way you brought down your wife's campaign wasn't quite. So seeing you on CNN getting off a plane today immediately made mii pause but then again I remember the days in 1992 on the campaign trail, listening to you go against Gore for the nomination and I remember your dedication and passion.

So yeah enough of my brown nosing.
All i am saying is that thank you for taking up this humanitarian and diplomatic effort to release the two journalist held in North Korea.

Stay fit
Kafo.

Telegrams to whom it may concern

Dear Sarah P.
I miss you already

Dear Prez. Obama
U are human not computer stop multi-tasking, beer+gates+cop=NOISE

Dear McCain,
i haven't heard from you in a while

Dear Rahm E,
this is a foolhardy strategy, the health speech was LAME call mii ASAP

Dear Sanford,
RESIGN

Dear Governator,
dang, you really are in over your head

Dear Sen. Sessions,
THEY DON"T NEED YOUR VOTE, so stop talking

Dear Gibbs,
your job is tough cuz your boss talks too much
keep up the good work


Dear Kyi,
I hope it all goes well this friday


Dear Zelaya,
make up your mind, in or out this is not a game of sea/shore


KAFO

Dear leaders of the republican party with dicks

I CAN'T USE THE WORDS I WANT TO USE TO DESCRIBE I CAN'T

BUT LET MII SAY THIS TO EVERY SINGLE SOB REPUBLICAN LEADER THAT HAS A DICK

PLEASE KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS UNLESS SHE IS YOUR WIFE

EVEN IF YOU GO TO PLAY GOLF AND THE GUYS WANT TO GET IN THE SAUNA
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF DICK CHENEY IS NOT SURE WHO HE WANTS TO SHOOT THE PIGEON OR THE MAN
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO GO AND YOU ARE IN THE BUSHES GET A BOTTLE
AND KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF SHE IS A FRIEND OF A FRIEND KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF LINDSAY LOHAN IS BEGGING YOU TO SLEEP WITH HER
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
even if she is the supermodel with a size 34DD bra size and a 22 inch waist
keep it in your pants
even if she a descendant of Cleopatra
please keep it in your pants

and then maybe
just maybe
our party can reclaim it's dignity
and get the american peole to trust us


i am 2 seconds away from voting for a democrat because of all this indiscretion
mercy u make mii want to scream

so yes
to Newt, Rove, Bush, idiotic mark sanford, clueless Ensign, dear Ted and all u other nonsensical men that try and represent our party

keep it
in your
freaking pants

i really need to study now


a pissed off kafo

Dear Republican Party

Dear Republican Party,

I was born a republican, because of scum bags like this i used to love my party but it seems that you are all full of shit. FOR REAL.

Today I turned on the TV and of course once again the party that I love decided that it would be a cool idea to hate against the Hispanics. For real people, do you really think that you will continue to be a majority party if you isolate the biggest and fastest growing minority.

We need to focus on things that matter, like this crazy dude who has 20 kids, we need to focus on small government and the national debt and fiscal responsibility. But instead we are calling civil rights groups KKK look alikes and Hispanic judges racist. I wish that it was just that nonsensical Rush but now we have Newt and Tancredo talking crap.


Okay let me try and make sense. watch the video below idiots and then sit down get a couple of cigars and strategize a way to reform and reclaim our party without calling other people names.







ticked off and trying not to scream
Kafoed

Dear Colin Powell

Dear Colin,

How long has it been, one could say that the last couple of years have set us on divergent paths but we still always have those first years to look back on. When Rush and Dick started mud slinging I wasn't sure how you would respond. I didn't know if you were going to ignore their jabs or if you would take their bait. I have to admit that I was hoping for the former but your recent comments of yesterday dashed my hopes.

Colin, why do you have to take bait. You do not have to defend your stance, your record serves as vindication enough. You don't need to tell us what we already know and explain the problems that we are well acquainted with.

I'm not sure if you breaking the silence helps your case or the party.
I don't know


I hope this memorial day is going well with you

Kafoed

I normally don't write letters or telegrams or send post it notes to foreign head of states but the latest actions of Ahmadinejad and Yang have mii rethinking this agreement I made with the various nations.

In order to keep my head on my neck and to avoid contributing to the brewing hostilities between the nations I have held my peace

but now.....
Mahmoud is talking about not blocing facebook
and
Kim testing a nuclear missile

hmmm

i wonder oooo

Dear Nancy Pelosi,

Dear Nancy,
I have no idea what is going on, i must admit that the actions of the last couple of weeks has baffled me. All i will say is this
clean up your junk so that you don't screw up my midterm elections

if i lose seats in the house because of this nonsense i will hold you responsible


Kafo

Dear Rush Limbaugh

Dear Rush,

Who elected you?
Who nominated you?
Who choose you?
Who made you the head of our party?
seriously, you are saying that you are resigning from being the head of the republican party who made you the freaking leader
what are you smoking and how can i get some to sell to pay down my credit card debt
for real
you are not and have never been the head of the republican party so please get off your behind
and shut up

i am not going to go on
but then again maybe you resigning from your fictious leadership position will shut you up.
so please resign from your dream job.



Kafoed

Dear Prez,

I do not appreciate your handling of the New York photoshoot flyover crisis. I understand that you have been fooled into thinking that you are a celebrity but that doesn't help your situation. These are serious times that deserve serious people and so think before you hire people so that you won't have to have to accept their resignations.

I really need you to tell Rahm to give mii a call we have some issues that need to be ironed out before the floor vote next week.


Kafo

Dear Mike,

I use your nickname from our days at so as to appeal to your saner side. I previously sent a telegram in which I basically told you that this will be the last of our communication but your actions have one again caused me grief and so I HAVE to speak out and try and give you some advice you so desperately need.

WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING,
I understand that your cousin's brother's sister's niece's baby's daddy works for the Colombian Drug Cartel but that doesn't mean that you have to smoke the junk they are selling. You seem to have forgotten what you job is so let mii remind you. Your job is to unite the party and to play party elder to the local political squabbles between it's members. It is not your job to pick fights or play favorites or to air our dirty laundry.

Honestly
It is not your job to air our dirty laundry. I thought you understood this so imagine my surprise when Mitt calls me this morning to rage about your latest attack against him. I had just calmed down the Religious Right on the comments you made last month about abortion and now you are trying to cast doubt at our possible frontrunner for the 2012 presidential elections.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING

so please stop smoking junk and talking out the side of your mouth.
don't talk, don't say anything to anyone, even your wife, until you have gotten control of your mind.


Kafoed

Dear Dick,

I have repeatedly asked you to refrain from talking in public places but for some reason you have chosen to ignore my request. The wise book of the good book says that even a fool is thought to be wise when they shut up and it is for this reason that i advised you to keep quiet so that your reputation might be salvaged.

What do you think it says about you to say you choose Rush Limbaugh over Colin Powell? I refuse to engage in the fallout to your words and its effect on our party

You insist to resist my advise and so I must take a harsher course of action in order to get thru to you. You know of what and who I speak, he will be contacting you in the next couple of minutes and don't try to hit the ignore button or he will make the 19 hour trip and will be there in person.

Kafo